Nigel

Once six dollar teddy goes under the knife, that’s going to be his name. Referencing Making Plans for Nigel, which I obvious double checked to make sure it was chill. I always thought the song was about someone with special needs, which I’m really not down with parodying. It turns out, it’s actually a song about parental domination of a child, ie go to school go to college get a job…
Either way. Nigel. I’m feeling the name Nigel.
Or maybe Roland.