I figured it ed just a random outage, tried rebooting stuff but got no love. Plugged it forever into the wif’s computer this morning and she was back up. Figured I’d get that taken care of when I got home, but wanted to make sure she was set for the day.
When I got home, hooked everything up and got snake eyes. Plugged her in directly again and got love, through the router, nothing. I rebooted/defaulted the router and got no internet. So I have a bad cable out router. Finally used its clone Mac stress feature and was almost immediately in business. This sounds to me like my ISP is dicking with me.
I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate Comcast for finally taking their rightful crown from those pocket dictators at EA. May Comcast’s odds forever be in their favor.