I don’t like the camera app. I don’t like the other apps I’ve tried. I’m gonna write my own. Any day now. Really. Last night I downloaded “everything I need”. Watching iron man tonite, but maybe tomorrow night I’ll get on that. Tomorrow night. I’ll tap that app and extract delicious grayscale pictures.
Got a new phone
It’s kinda cool, but sometimes the keyboard gets on my nerves. For some reason the new phone really likes adding sound to everything. Taking pictures to typing. It won’t just shut up…
The pictures look great though, and I do like the whole tap word to pick a different word.
Note to self
http://hackaday.com/2013/05/09/everything-you-need-to-know-to-make-a-laser-engraver-from-scrap/
I knew I was keeping that printer for a reason…
Doing things versus doing things right
I’m not a huge fan of experts, not in a Republican way, but more like a dentist. I don’t want to go the dentist every day, but you do need them sometimes.
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Etiquette
Is it wrong to approve comments, after removing links of course, for the sake of responding with “fucking ass clown, learn spelling and grammer”. I’m kinda tempted.
Food poisoning?
I think I must have eaten some meat gone bad.
That last few days have been a monotonous drive for resources. I’ve nearly turned my island into a treeless wasteland. My grain field is nearly walled in. My cow pasture has its own water source in a cliffs nook. Wood and sod walls are now stone blocks.
…and I have no idea where it is. At some point, I must have eaten some tainted meat, as my only record of the last week, based on the bloated moon, are these blurry photos:
I remember having a panic attack. I was the last man alive. The expedition was a all a figment of my imagination. There was nothing else beyond the desert. I know I ran, searching for anything, searching for home. In some way I must have thought of returning to the fort, as I think I left torches sticking from the loose sand like bread crumbs or a string of pearls.
I found people in my delirium. They didn’t speak but grunted. Using their savage hand signs, they offered me emeralds in exchange for luxuries that I hadn’t seen since taking this forsaken commission.
I saw how their village was exposed to the night. People, who in the waking world I knew were dead, wanted warmth at the village’s hearths. In a haze, I frantically built walls, I tried to warn them to lock the doors, but they only responded with their gibberish.
I felt the walking corpses getting behind me, the dead were banging on the doors, trying to get to the villagers. I helped barricade where I could, but pangs of hunger clenched my stomach. I could no longer hold back the dead I went on the offensive, but my muscles were weak. In my dream I don’t know if my muscles turned to sawdust from the hunger, or if it was the arrows portruding from my abdomen. I thought Jenkins had been a poor marksmen while living, as a corpse though, he was far too effective.
When I woke from my fugue, I was at the bottom of a small ravine. There was no outpost, no village, no snow, no fields and no people. I had nothing on me but soiled rags and weeks old dust. I have nothing.
At the edge of the field are trees. I made myself an axe from a fallen branch and a piece of granite. I’ve built myself a tree fort to spend the night. That miserable Jenkins is still out there. The extent of his new found accuracy is surprising, but its luckily tempered by his laziness.
Tomorrow I begin again.
Another night
Despite my best logging efforts, the trees still surround me. The nights howl with things best never seen, hiding behind the dense leaves, lying in pools of shadow like leaches in a fetid pool. As the sun began to go down I knew it would be another sleepless night of reinforcing barricades and rebuilding the fortress walls.
I’ve finally finished passing in the second story windows, more for protection from a draft than any defensive value. The third story railing collapsed while I was out, meaning I had too waste the time to replace that, this time with stone.
While putting in the last touches I looked down to spot movement near my garden. The picture may be blurry, but I believe there is something scouting my dwindling food supply.
Speaking of farming, my idea of coming here in the middle of winter seems ever more foolhardy. The frost has yet to leave the soil and another blanket of snow was laid down overnight, putting rest to any hopes of survival I had.
The sense of satisfaction of seeing another dawn almost makes the night proceeding it worthwhile.
Updates pt 2
I looked at all of the above. Goodreads will require me assing around in a theme, librarything doesn’t have a Droid app, something else is also lacking. This makes me more tempted too get really energetic and build my own. I then think, too far.
Updates
I’m adding a widget to show what book(s) I most recently read. For the minute that’ll be routed through goodreads. Later I might switch, but I haven’t found a library manager I prefer. I’ve heard librarything is good, but it always slips my mind to look into it in full.
I also just watched the second-episode of Hemlock Grove. Best werewolf transformation I have ever seen. The level of detail they used for the transformation was superb. Gnarly, but superb.
The Burning of Dinner
I was going to make the wif mozzarella sticks, but we had too much sushi for “lunch”. As she wasn’t hungry, I decided to have some cereal.
Forgot the milk was funky this morning, so I poured my generic bran. Just before I poured I remembered, and took a sniff. It smelled bad, so had her check it. Rancid, leaking from the bottom, bought yesterday and doesn’t expire until June 4th. Made myself a couple of grilled cheese.
What’s the plural of grilled cheese?