Person is to penis as website is to SEO. On the otherhand there’s two gentlemen arguing super loud at the bus stop.
But back to what I started out with… If I looked into getting some over priced SEO service would that me average but self-conscious due to an unrealistic view of website traffic? Then again would I really want to encourage spam on my personal blog by supporting an industry that spams? How can “spams” not be prepopulaytd in the dictionary. Preposterous is.
Change
So I had to reset my phone as it was rebooting in the middle of the night all spontaneous like. I only now took the time to remember what my password was, so there it is. I’m thinking of using this here blag to document my little projects. Nothing right now, but soon. I’m on a bus, which means I don’t proj.
Ps. Otoh is recognized by my phone but not proj(used in the form of a verb)
Schizophrenic
Wow. Standing at the bus stop because the bus was late, some lady started talking to me. First she just looked at me and quietly said “ammusing”. So softly I had to get clarification that that was what she said. She had a look, a sneer, of contempt. I grunted in affirmation and went back to my inner dialogue.
She then went on to talk at me in short poetic sentences. How their was a weight on her feet. An invisible hand of some malicious person was blowing her hair into face. That we have no freedom. That we have no freedom. America is a materially abundant country. She needs a car. Strangers are listening to what she’s saying and making notes while saying “oh my”.
I wish I could remember if the period goes inside the quotes. I think it does but never liked how that looked.
Follow up
Tiny baby dinosaur days of summer
Today is pretty cold and wet for the middle of June. Just in time for the weekend. This guy was circling me. I had a ratbird circling me. In other news my right ankle is sore. Just thought I’d tell you. The royal you.
Gooey duck and gots Pete.
Note to self.
Update: that is pimp. Also, why doesn’t my phone already know pimp is a word? It’s not like I would ever type supposition in a complete sentence except as a self-defeating example.
Other words that suck include:
Categorical, Rascal, Rapacious, Efficacy, Fornication, Humility, Diatribe, Fiat, Gist
But there ain’t no pimps, worgs, or titans. (but there is ain’t)
It’s like I have an entire in phone dictionary that plays by canonical scrabble rules.
Not irony, (manganeesy?)
This just made me chucked a bit… In case its illegible it would ne Christian sticker grafiti on the bus.
Insipid
You’re at a bus stop. You don’t know when the bus will arrive, and you don’t know where the other buses will take you. You watch people saunter across third avenue, dodging around racing cars. It doesn’t matter though. Why doesn’t it matter?
Stupid excerpts
for some reason it keeps eating the meat and potatoes of the post leaving only a couple celery sticks. but only in the excerpt. sometimes.
Thursday night
Downtown Seattle waiting for the bus