Sung to “if I Only Had a Brain”
Because I’m all done with all my projects.
Ha. Hahaha. Mwuahaha! Snicker.
Because I need more stuff to do. I’m like Marine Corps hero Chesty “stupid (enemies), they’ve got us surrounded, now we can sour in any direction.” Puller. I like to have so many projects, books, and games in purges at once that no matter what I want to do, I’m making progress.
My mom has done sort patterns for me, so the next time I there is when I’m gonna to teach myself to sew (on a machine). Doubly important as all my clothes are on the backend of played out. I have to do laundry mid week just to have enough clean clothes sometimes. Once I’ve got the machine down, I think I’m gonna start augmenting. Right now I’m looking at the materials available, and thinking of what to do. Should I be making blinkies, smart clothes that keep me connected, or clothes that are more tailored to me? Using some of the fiber optic cloth, I could make a (simple) seven segment display. Our I could light a cuff on my sleeve when my phone rang using a Bluetooth module. I wonder what all I’d need to measure to get a relatively accurate imitation of someone’s blood sugar with penetration.
Oohhh. Biometric scans: pulse, conductivity, capacitance, and temperature. Probably take the readings from multiple spots. Combine that with my describing how I feel at any given point and I might be able to get a good picture. Then… hook that through some LED rhinestone action to show little Zelda style hearts. I totally should do this. Start with the logging functionality and get my data points. Probably have a hook to my Twitter to make it easier to keep everything time accurate. So clothing logs, transmits via Bluetooth to phone that posts to Twitter. Concurrently I post through the day to Twitter about what condition my condition is in, thank you Kenny Rogers.
I need to find out how to do organic equations or whatever the fuck that smart sounding stuff is. Where computers learn and stuff. That’s be cool.