A General Progress Report of All Things Soon

Six Dollar Teddy has had no progress. I should do something about that. I surround myself with a lot of individual projects on paper, but when it comes down to it, there is done sort of holistic law that describes their relative order. Though 100% completion I’d never required, and in fact never defined well for my endeavors, preliminary work is almost a requirement in other projects to complete the current project. Long story short, I need to build my new desk before I even start on Teddy.
Beagle Bone Brain Box, I totally have primary shit to do in my to-do list. Again, build desk, organize workshop.
Website Realignment, this is something I doubt is even on my list. At least one a year I decide I don’t like my theme, and then I remember I don’t like building themes, I don’t like using other people’s themes and really is this theme so bad? It’s not, just seeing as how the content don’t match the drapes if you know what I mean. This means within the next year I’ll read every resource I have about the current state of html and css, cobble something together, religiously test it, find it fails miserably, kill it with fire, find an almost identical theme to the one you see right now, change some colours and add a header image.
Computer Desk is being a sheet metal dick. I just had teach dick to my cell phone. Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick. The still bid I had weren’t make a dent, let alone a whole hole. Got a bit designed for sheet metal, thing is still not drilling. Jokingly told the wife I should just get a torch and teach myself to weld, she was down. I love my wife. Later I told her I had an idea of just building myself a tool for punching holes in sheet metal. She was cool with that even sheet I mentioned I would do it by hand casting parts in scrap iron.  Probably just going to use a hammer and nail.  As much as I like fuego, and fuego is very sexy, the visceral feeling of pounding the every living fuck out of shit, while not paying one red cent is where I find my greatest satisfaction.