I’ve been in a punchy mood the last couple days

As in today I want to punch the fucking fat face of the stupid fuck who just sat near me.  Except I’m a pacifist.  Stupid fucking moral code.
Its a four seat wide bench.  I’m on one extreme edge.  How the fuck does his bag touch me when he sits down and sprawls out like a douche bag.  For visuals, with the o being him, x is me and b is for bag.
___x before
_obx after

I expect I’ll delete this later.